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Gems for the Soul
Heart Installation
Tech Support: Yes Ma’am, how can I
help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love.
Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I
do first?
Tech Support:: The first step is to open your heart. Have you located
your heart Ma’am?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it
okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running Ma’am?
Customer: Let’s see, I have past-hurt, low self-esteem, grudge, and
resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase past-hurt from your
current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it
will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override low
self-esteem with a module of it’s own called high self-esteem. However,
you have to completely turn off grudge and resentment. Those programs
prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off
Ma’am?
Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke
forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until grudge and
resentment have completely erased.
Customer: Okay done, Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You
need to begin connecting to other hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops!
I have an error message already. It says, “error-program not run on
external components.” What should I do?
Tech Support: Don’t worry Ma’am, It means the Love program is set-up to
run on internal hearts but has not yet been run on your heart. In
non-technical terms, it means you have to Love yourself before you can
Love others.
Customer: So what should I do?
Tech Support: Can you pull down self-acceptance; then click on the
following files: Forgive-self; Realize your worth; Acknowledge your
limitations.
Customer: OK, done.
Tech Support: Now copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will
overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.
Also, you need to delete verbose self-criticism from all directories and
empty your recycle bin to make sure it is completely gone and never
comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey!!! My Heart is filling up with new files. Smile is
playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves
all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually
everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So Love is installed and
running…One more thing before we hang-up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to
give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn
share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: I promise to do just that. By the way, what’s your name?
Tech Support: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as the
Great Physician, or just “I AM.” Most people feel all they need is an
annual checkup to stay heart-healthy; but the manufacturer (ME) suggests
a daily maintenance schedule for maximum Love efficiency. KEEP IN TOUCH! |
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